Genesis v2.0

Name42 says (10:28 PM):
LaTeX, man.

Name42 says (10:28 PM):
YOU DON'T MESS WITH LaTeX

Name34 says (10:28 PM):
Whaddabout WolframAlpha?

Name42 says (10:29 PM):
NO DUDE

Name42 says (10:29 PM):
LaTeX

Name42 says (10:29 PM):
DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND THE EPICNESS OF LaTeX

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
OKAY

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
SO ONE DAY GOD WAS CREATING THE EARTH FOR A FEW DAYS

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
THEN HE TOOK A BREAK

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
BECAUSE HE WAS BORED

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
THAT DAY HAPPENED TO BE A SUNDAY

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
AND DURING THAT DAY, HE DECIDED THE EARTH WASN'T EPIC ENOUGH

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
SO HE DECIDED TO STEP IT UP A BIT

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
AND HE MADE LaTeX

Name42 says (10:30 PM):
NOW YOU KNOW

Name34 says (10:30 PM):
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